Okay, I totally nabbed this idea from Squirrel Momma, but it was too funny to pass up! You just Google "Luckily (your name here)"
and see what pops up. Here are my favorites...
Luckily, Melissa's heart started to recover from its injury and her doctors were able to remove the artificial heart pump.(owee!)
Luckily Melissa was there and helped her deliver the baby. (I do this every other Thursday.)
Luckily, Melissa ducked and narrowly saved her life. (I know! Good thing!)
Luckily, Melissa saved them from an untimely death and generously offered them to me. (I am quite generous.)
Luckily, Melissa was having a “good boob day”. (Everyday is a good boob day when you’re lactating!)
Luckily, Melissa had been hypnotized before, so when I began the induction, she slipped quickly into a trance state. (Wait, is THAT what happened?!)
Luckily, Melissa and I filled up on pancakes Friday night. (mmm…I’m SO gonna do that now! They must be psychic!)
Luckily Melissa provides just as good a conclusion to the story as I could hope for. (I sure hope so!)
Luckily Melissa walked in before anything went up in flame. (That happens all the time to me)
Luckily, Melissa was suffering from a case of cabin fever and convinced me to go to the movies. (So does this…except for the movies thing…it’s been well over a year since I’ve been to the movies.)
Luckily Melissa had her keys, but the mystery remained, where were my keys? (a VERY important question! Experts are working fervently now to find the answer!)
Luckily, Melissa was astute enough to blow out the flames before it got dangerous. (What?! I’m not that old!!!)
Luckily Melissa saved my life and told them who I was and where I had been. (What’s your name again?)
Luckily, Melissa is more overly cautious and paranoid than I am, and she told me to get the hell out of there faster than the speed of a knitting-needle. (That’s something I would say.)
Man, I'm interesting! They should make a movie about me...or...a blog...or something... :)
Be happy NOW!